Crab Gun!

04/12/2024

I remember my uncleused to have one of these back when Magnus the Brasslord used to produce them, but they're becoming increasingly rare after his vat critters turned on him. I see them at magical arms shows every once and a while, but they're always kept in a etherglass case and have those floating teeth that bite you if you get too close. Bastards. Wizard Ebay has some, but they're expensive as shit. Like I saw just a box of ammo that had bid up to 17 Void Draughts. SEVENTEEN. It's redicilous, and unless I can fleese some adventurer there aint no way I'm getting my hands on this shit.